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9:55am July 24, 2014

lovetherunning:

CreationCon Chicago 2009 - Misha Collins

Recently the publicist for the CW said you know, they were talking to somebody and they were like, “Yeah, we want to interview Misha about fanfic.” And she’s like, “He doesn’t know anything about fanfic” or slash fic or whatever. And the person is like, “No, as a matter of fact, he does…” “He studies it.” As if I’ve got piles of books. I draw the blinds closed and then I read all these.. books. I Google, just to let you know. [x]

9:14am July 24, 2014
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
9:14am July 24, 2014

 Go vote for Tom Hiddleston

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burdenedwithgloriouspurpose12:

lokis-ice-queen:

but-glorieux:

lokiwholockfactory:

areschosen:

lokiwholockfactory:

clojury:

allonsyelize:

Come on he can’t loose to the guy from 50 Shades!

TOM IS LOSING!  We seriously can’t have that?!  Come on ladies!  Tag on…sorry if you’ve already seen it!

so-easy-to-love-me sinfully-lustful-darling ophelia-tagloff smittentomkitten lokilover1578 allthatandasideoftom winchester87 mypreciousmind1 larouau12 tarrysmith laterovaries shh-carrie-is-dreaming lokilockedcougar triplefuckingnope areschosen srarebit stannmo tomsdangerousvagina ibrakefortomhiddleston lots-of-lokiness tomslegsarekillingmeslowly damaged—mind insanely-smart its-all-about-tomhiddleston mytomhiddlestonpage dont-be-so-smart funnygirlthatgab makesureitspeaksbocce wickedscorpio22 rosebudwhite sarabeth72 lokiwholockfactory wannabewriter95 xdelayedgratification weirdnerdgirl400 aflowerwithoutafragrance pedeka kgm42986 kissimmmeme ta374 theoria850 cherrie-mandarin …tag on…

WHY IS MY KING LOSING TO CHRISTIAN GREY

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SOMEONE FIX THIS

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Tom is on 50.8% so it’s really close now!!!

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GUYS A LITTLE BIT MORE AND WE CAN HAVE THE KING OWN THIS ONE

HE’S WINNING COME ON SLORES/HIDDLESTONERS UNITE

STEP ASIDE CHRISTIAN GREY!!! HIDDLESTON IS MORE 50 SHADES OF SEXY THAN YOU’LL EVER BE, AND HE DOESN’T EVEN NEED HIS OWN EROTICA BOOK!!! Well…I mean, I don’t think any of us would mind that; Hiddleston would be an AMAZING DOM.  But someone needs to just start a whole new sexy series with Hiddleston as their inspiration for for the perfect DOM! Can I get an Amen Hiddles congregation?!?!?!?! VOTE FOR HIDDLES BABIES!!!!

kgm42986 thesingingcubasian angelica-aswald ohhiddles-myhiddles amybro42 rapt-goddess burdenedwithgloriouspurpose12 r-frostmidget loki-lannister hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea funnygirlthatgab laterovaries ophelia-tagloff hiddles-galore xdelayedgratification xxmytokioromancexx

hiddlesgirl-mephonix sarabeth72 hush-hush-hiddlestoner lisalisa007 

(If I’ve forgotten anyone, keep tagging please darlings!)

I don’t even know what this is, but I voted a crapload of times lokis-ice-queen. HE BETTER WIN, BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE DESERVES IT ALL!

Now now, my friends, let us regain our senses. Showing support for Tom does not mean hating on his opponents, even if they are playing Christian Grey …

… but we can still CRUSH THE HELL OUT OF THEM in this competition! HIDDLESTONERS, UNITE! Let us eliminate the others - respectfully. By voting as many times as possible.

This isn’t war. It’s much more serious.

9:14am July 24, 2014
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

9:13am July 24, 2014
search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.
9:13am July 24, 2014

search-the-castle:

leonkumquat:

When my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank.

They’re married now.

It was love at first fight.
9:12am July 24, 2014
9:11am July 24, 2014

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history. 

9:11am July 24, 2014

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yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

There is strong evidence to support your conclusion.
9:10am July 24, 2014

wearebenaddicted:

Minimebeneegnu Cumberbatch

The name that launched a thousand memes.